backes

german for the baker,when you go balls deep in a girl like a champ

dude i backesed this who bag so hard i bottomed out

by Ds Nutzx8 April 11, 2010

Backes

An awesome guy who just so happens to have a 12 inch penis

Bro Backes is hung like a horse

by TheStrangeBeanum April 21, 2022

Backseating

In a stream, telling the streamer what to do instead of letting them take their own decisions

I'm not going to do a genocide run, stop backseating me

by Bonaaq February 19, 2021

backseat boogie

Sex in a car seat.

Ben Dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Backseat Gamer

Like a backseat driver, a backseat gamer is a person who tells you what to do in a game that you're playing while you're playing it.

"No, shoot that guy! Not that one, that one! The other guy!"
"WILL YOU STOP BEING A BACKSEAT GAMER PLEASE?"

by NINJA_CARROT July 11, 2009

Backseat DUI

A backseat DUI occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver shitty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying "No, No, not this street..."
This causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the driving lane, leading others observing the vehicle from the outside to believe that the driver is DUI.

"I was driving Marcus home the other night from the local water hole and he kept telling me to turn and shit and I was all over the place and then I got pulled over, but it was cool, the cop realized Marcus was just backseat DUI."

by Mike McLovin March 16, 2008

Backseat Fruity Loop

Backseat fruity looping is a sexual act wherein one partner applies a colored, sweetened substance to their lips and then proceeds to 'loop' the other partner's rectum with the substance, by pressing their lips against their backside.

"Lex backseat fruity looped Jordan's asshole the other night. He shat green for a week."

by Darkbat420XXX September 25, 2011