Backseating

In a stream, telling the streamer what to do instead of letting them take their own decisions

I'm not going to do a genocide run, stop backseating me

by Bonaaq February 19, 2021

Backseating

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and “for a drive” (usually at night) he is most likely trying to to backseat her. It goes something like this... he proceeds to park somewhere and starts kissing the girl. Then he asks the girl if she wants to go to the backseat so he can fuck her. This is backseating.

Person 1: “Jake asked me to drive around last night and ended up backseating me”
Person 2: “What did I tell you about going on drives with guys at night! They always try to backseat!!!”

Another example...

“I’m getting so horny and this tinder guy asked me to drive around, I’m soooo down to get backseated tonight!”

Another one...

“Fuck I asked this girl to go for a drive last night and she said no; I think she knows I’m going to backseat her yikes :/“

by Drops2357 August 23, 2020

Backseating

While in the back of a car (any even a videogame) posting hentai/r34 to a discord server.

Joakim: Ok im backseating right now.
Geir: Wait, why now?

by k00le August 4, 2022

backreading

Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.

"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."

by j‌k August 25, 2016

Backtexting

Derivative of 'backstabbing', the act of being friendly to someone's face while secretly bashing them via text (usually while in their company).

I can't believe it, the whole time she was a guest in my house she was backtexting me to her friends.

by THETEEJ August 11, 2010

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

backdating

Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render yourself less of a slut/player.

"Yeah, we did it on the first date. But we’ve been backdating, so I can still say I’ve never slept with anyone I went out with less than three times … "

by aboredlawyer June 26, 2008