Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TheStrangeBeanum

Backes

An awesome guy who just so happens to have a 12 inch penis

A bielak is a man who is balding prematurely; mostly found in the gross state known as Pennsylvania.

Bro you look like a bielak.
Bro: Fuck you dude I have hair.

The strange sexual addiction to overly large necks.

Me: Hey Tristan I heard you're into hemphilia.
TJ: Yeah necks are hot.