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Beaching it 

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing
Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix
Beaching it by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011

batching it 

playing the role of a bachelor (applicable to males and females) for a time. Temporarily single because your partner is away.
I'm batching it this weekend becaues my husband is out of town
batching it by Twitlevee November 6, 2010

bashing it

Dude, you're bashing it right now. You're totally not sailing our ship into the beach, or nightmaring it.

bashing it

When playing Sea of Thieves and you crash into an island or beach your ship while pretending you are perfect.
Sailor: "Look at me bashing it right now!"
*Sailor then proceeds to hit an island, beaching the boat and causing the boat to get holes in it*
bashing it by Noigtmar June 1, 2018

beaching it 

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
beaching it by Border Brother September 8, 2005

beaching it 

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
beaching it by David Jones September 24, 2005