Beaching

Going to the beach, but instead of saying "I'm going to the beach", you say this instead.

Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"

Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."

Beaching by OBEYSALE May 21, 2009

beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

beaching by mishmell February 26, 2013

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

beaching by briandisco March 2, 2008

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

beaching by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!

Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.

Beaching by larsthesailorman April 28, 2011

Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

Beaching by Lucas aka douche November 21, 2005

Beaching

The ultimate midnight yard prank. A high-effort operation where a crew drops multiple bags of actual sand onto a target's front yard, fully dressing it up with beach chairs, an umbrella, a table, and towels to create a literal mini-beach on the grass. Designed so that when the target wakes up, they instantly realize they've been completely got. Similar to classic pranks like toilet papering, forking, or flamingoing a yard, but the ultimate yard prank.

Word Forms / Derivatives:
• Beached (verb / past tense): To have successfully pulled the prank on someone (e.g., "Thaddeus woke up and realized he was completely beached").

Footnote / Origin:
Masterminded in the mid-2000s in Kimberling City, Missouri, by Nathan Daniel Preston and executed with his brother Matthew, Rick P., and a group of unknowingly giddy youth group teenagers.

"We almost got caught beaching the principal‘s yard last night."

Beaching by Ghostwriter78 July 27, 2026