beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

by mishmell February 27, 2013

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco February 29, 2008

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 05, 2014

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy October 22, 2007

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi October 21, 2008

Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 08, 2014

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 07, 2011