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When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing
Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix
by C "Babyface" T September 07, 2011
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
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1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
by Border Brother August 22, 2005
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To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
by David Jones September 09, 2005
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