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Ba-doosh 

1)When you take your families cat, or a stray, and you Circumcise it with a dull, rusty butter knife. If it happens to bleed you must suck all of the blood out until it stops.

2) German sex position where two men suck off another man who is holding a blender.
1)My brother and I went and had a good Ba-Doosh.
2)I sucked the blood after the Ba-Doosh
Ba-doosh by vagrant484 May 10, 2005
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Exclamation of collision of some sort. Often used after a punch, kick, or projectile attack, be it malicious or in fun. It is mostly used in fun.
Watching the slow motion replay of a knockout punch; "Now watch - here it comes - Ba Doosh! Goodnight!"

Also, the "Ba" can be a slight 'heads up' for an upcoming attack/collision, the "Doosh" delivered upon said collision.
Ba Doosh by Luke Shredder June 11, 2009
The audible representation of an explosion. Applies to a standard explosion, a liquid explosion(ejaculation), or any other action packed event.
You should have seen it! The guy was all dizzy, then some guy punched him right in the jaw! Badoosh!
badoosh by Luvnut August 20, 2006

Badooshka 

A person of impeccable intelligence that makes a somewhat dimwitted comment.
"The amount of stress I feel for this exam is over 9000!"
"Dude that joke has been circulating for SIX years. Don't be such a badooshka!"

badoosh special 

When a shaman takes on two guys at once and they both simultaneously ejaculate on the shaman. Historically, a ritual performed in South America.
I recently attended the badoosh special and not a single person in attendance was pogchamp.
badoosh special by MD Moriarty July 29, 2021
To cum on someone, in something, etc
He went badoosh all over my pants!
badoosh by s March 31, 2004
A shit that doesn't hit the side of the toilet before it hits the water, making a really loud noise.
Jill - God last night I couldn't get off the toilet!
Margaret - Was it a badoosh moment?
Badoosh by JizzyDavey December 5, 2010
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