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Bring Your Own Tug Job.

Some restaurants or parties are BYOB, meaning you can bring your own alcohol and shouldn't expect to be able to buy anything there.

Similarly, a venue or event can be BYOTJ, meaning that if you want to rub one out there, you're going to need to bring the necessary ingrediants (willing party, lubricant, tissues etc) yourself.
This party's going to be great, just remember, it's BYOTJ,
BYOTJ by coffeebreath May 14, 2014
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Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.
For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!
Boytjie points by Banter Boys October 4, 2011
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basically, a more appropriate way to say 'bitch'

just don't say it to your teacher's face.
hey byotch, let's go shopping

omg, Mrs. Frizzle is such a byotch. (eye roll)
byotch by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
Bring Your Own Toilet Paper. Usually used by AP biology teachers who take their kids hiking in the mountains where toilet paper is not provided.
Mr. Siegel: Alright guys, so tomorrow we'll go hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains. There won't be any bathrooms in the middle of the hike. BYOTP.
BYOTP by Mysticuno August 29, 2011

grotsky little byotch 

AKA the character Trang Pak in the movie Mean Girls.
Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch.
a variation if the word bitch; "byotch" is regularly said on the movie mean girls. it's a way to insult slutty girls that take your boyfriends, walk around thinking they're cool, or have decieved one of there friends in a mean way.
oh my god! what a byotch!

she is such a byotch

fucking byotch
byotch by Laura July 4, 2004
In the same vein as a handjob, bringing a man to orgasm by masturbating his penis with a pair of boots. Typically, these boots are being worn on the feet/legs of whoever is giving the bootjob and invovles rubbing the cock with the soles, feet, or shafts of the boots.

A quick look on Google for the term will turn up a few videos for reference, but these often seem to involve fat, ugly birds, presumably because they're fat & ugly, so frankly will do anything sexual for free/cheap as they can't afford to be too picky.
She put my cock between the shafts of her thigh high boots and gave me a bootjob by grinding her booted legs back and forth against my tool until I blew my load all over them.
Bootjob by Just Another February 21, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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