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Bring Your Own Tug Job.

Some restaurants or parties are BYOB, meaning you can bring your own alcohol and shouldn't expect to be able to buy anything there.

Similarly, a venue or event can be BYOTJ, meaning that if you want to rub one out there, you're going to need to bring the necessary ingrediants (willing party, lubricant, tissues etc) yourself.
This party's going to be great, just remember, it's BYOTJ,
BYOTJ by coffeebreath May 14, 2014
Words you can keep

Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.
For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!
Boytjie points by Banter Boys October 4, 2011
Related Words
basically, a more appropriate way to say 'bitch'

just don't say it to your teacher's face.
hey byotch, let's go shopping

omg, Mrs. Frizzle is such a byotch. (eye roll)
byotch by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
Bring Your Own Toilet Paper. Usually used by AP biology teachers who take their kids hiking in the mountains where toilet paper is not provided.
Mr. Siegel: Alright guys, so tomorrow we'll go hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains. There won't be any bathrooms in the middle of the hike. BYOTP.
BYOTP by Mysticuno August 29, 2011

grotsky little byotch 

AKA the character Trang Pak in the movie Mean Girls.
Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch.
a variation if the word bitch; "byotch" is regularly said on the movie mean girls. it's a way to insult slutty girls that take your boyfriends, walk around thinking they're cool, or have decieved one of there friends in a mean way.
oh my god! what a byotch!

she is such a byotch

fucking byotch
byotch by Laura July 4, 2004
In the same vein as a handjob, bringing a man to orgasm by masturbating his penis with a pair of boots. Typically, these boots are being worn on the feet/legs of whoever is giving the bootjob and invovles rubbing the cock with the soles, feet, or shafts of the boots.

A quick look on Google for the term will turn up a few videos for reference, but these often seem to involve fat, ugly birds, presumably because they're fat & ugly, so frankly will do anything sexual for free/cheap as they can't afford to be too picky.
She put my cock between the shafts of her thigh high boots and gave me a bootjob by grinding her booted legs back and forth against my tool until I blew my load all over them.
Bootjob by Just Another February 21, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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