Definitions by Mysticuno

Swag 

Scientific Wild Ass Guess. A term used by Marine Corps when under extreme pressure and unable to waste time to calculate relative distances to targets, especially at night. A swag is a guesstimation of distances when there is no time for scientific formulaic calculations.

Soldier 1: How far those Taliban soldiers over there?
Soldier 2: I can't tell; There's no time, we'll have to make a swag.

John Smith one-shot-one-killed 16 N.V.A. soldiers in the middle of the night by swagging their relative distances.

Swag by Mysticuno September 19, 2011

BYOTP 

Bring Your Own Toilet Paper. Usually used by AP biology teachers who take their kids hiking in the mountains where toilet paper is not provided.

Mr. Siegel: Alright guys, so tomorrow we'll go hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains. There won't be any bathrooms in the middle of the hike. BYOTP.

BYOTP by Mysticuno August 29, 2011