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I was with Cindy last night and i got BTIMF
BTIMF by g unit pimp May 13, 2006
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Text speak used in some parts to say something was funny. In a similar way to LOL. It stands for Blimey that is funny, and is only really used by the strange and deluded.
Person one: Look at this image that i have photoshopped, which makes you look like a Gimp.
Person two: BTIF
BTIF by A Gimpy Stranger May 15, 2009
Related Words
BTIMF • bimf • BTIF • brimfield • BTMF • BTMFD • bimfest • BIMfluencer • BITMFD • blimf

brimfest 

A male gay orgy, planned under the auspices of a fishing trip to hide the true intent from significant others.
Looking forward to the brimfest this weekend, I got a big bottle of Astroglide stashed in the cricket bucket!
brimfest by BruceLB June 1, 2018
Gaby is a proud BTMF. She practically lives on the bus.
BTMF by threatbot May 2, 2009

brimfield 

a boring town in massachusetts where the flea market comes 3 times a year and where the center of town kids have nights on the town every summer night doing things like pumpkin bowling and ding dong ditch at 4 in the morning
brimfield nights are hella fun
brimfield by d wales February 24, 2004
"Noo, I have to go to staples to buy school supplies."

"Haha, BTSMF!!!
btsmf by m3ta1 August 19, 2008
Stands for BY The Mother Fucking Way. Replaces BTW which is burnt. Used to make a point or as a reminder. Nice for nasty email replies.
BTMFW..can I get my shit back?
BTMFW..you are a complete idiot.
BTMFW..that girl you were with was a fatty.
BTMFW by jewestcoast April 20, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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