BRI!

BRI is a Brain Raped Idiot meaning an individual that attended a major university and was mentally assaulted by their professors such that they are incapable of rational thought ever again. It's a rape that cannot be proven by DNA (how handy is that).

Me: "Dude, you cannot see that Hillary Clinton is the biggest hypocrite on the planet because she burned chicks at the stake that accused Bill of rape. You are not my BRO you are a fooking BRI!"

BRI! by asgfasfasdfasdfasdfasdfgaqwrty May 6, 2018

Bri 

A girl who doesn't take shit from anybody. She is easily hurt but always keeps a smile on her face. Her friends mean a lot to her but they can annoy her with things they say a lot. She has a lot of opinions but keeps them to herself. She is one of the most understanding people you could ever meet and feels seriously betrayed if you lie or use her. She most likely won't warm up to you unless you mention something she likes. She's an ambivert and gets overwhelmed easily but over all likes the people she hangs out with. She's a sucker for smiles and memes. If you find a Bri, treat her correctly because she probably has been hurt a lot in the past.

"Bri! Over here!"
"Sometimes I wonder why people stop talking to Bri, does she do something to them?"

Bri by Cori? February 10, 2019

Bri 

Bri is an amazing person to be around. If one of your friends has this nickname you know they're amazing. Bri is gorgeous and just has a hilarious personality. She is always there for you when you most need her. She keeps her head held high and makes sure everyone around her is happy no matter what mood she is in.

Briiiii get over here babycakes!!!

Bri by Forever Unknown , Never known July 2, 2015

Bri 

she's THAT bitch. a true sister. always has the tea to spill. will smack a bitch if she feels like it.

Friend 1: Do you know Bri?
Friend 2: Yeah! She's THAT bitch!

Bri by yescerritos September 30, 2018

Bri 

A girl that is amazing in so many different ways. If you are ever her freind or boyfriend then consider yourself a lucky person. She may be hard to deal with sometimes but she is more than worth

Dude you know bri if you don't then you should she's the most amazing girl you'll ever meet in your life and she hawt af

Bri by Bri lovin November 30, 2014

bri 

A girl too cute, too perfect, too unique, and petite. She's a definate good choice in being with. She's a beauty inside and out without a doubt.

If I was with that bri I'd be livin life.

bri by Calacat January 19, 2009

Bri 

Bri is a strong and beautiful girl that will steal your heart. She’s very tough, if you happened to argue with her, she would win. Any guy that’s lucky enough to date her and get out alive when they break up is a unit. Any guy who gets the chance to talk to her without getting viciously roasted by her is a legend and his name will go down in history. She probably won’t listen to your problem unless you’re one of her VERY good friends so if you’re not one of her good friends don’t bother because you’ll either get roasted or drop kicked. The choice is Bri’s. If Bri happens to be on her period, do NOT talk to her unless you want to get sent to A&E. Bri doesn’t put people before her. She is a rich person and is very selfish. Bri has a dark yet decent sense of humour and has a dreamy smile and laugh. You’ll rarely see her smile unless she’s with one of her VERY good friends, aka her private cult. She is great to have around if you’re one of her VIP Friends because there’s a 50% 50% chance that she’ll stand up for you if you get roasted. Bri has an excellent future ahead of her. She will likely become very, very rich because of how intelligent she is. If you’re a Bri, consider yourself amazing! Bri’s are amazing people, and one of the best people to have around!

Author of ‘From the Rift’, SparkleStriderx

‘’Did you hear about Sparkle challenging Bri to a scrap?’’

‘’Oh, yeAH, I did. Bri won.’’

lETS GO BRI LETS GO

Bri by SparkleStriderxWATTPADADDME March 10, 2019