BOOAT 

A texting acronym for: Biggest Oof Of All Time. In other words, an expression used to describe great shock.

Person A: Hey! Did you hear, Jessica cheated on Mark and he sent out all her nudes.

Person B: No way, BOOAT!💀

BOOAT by Sugar Mama Big Chungo February 25, 2019

tug boating 

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Boat Drink 

Nautical Definition: An alcohlic beverage (typically with RUM) served topless to the captain, crew or guests onboard a sailing vessel.

For his efforts in ensuring an excellent day of fun on the water sailing, some female guests served the captain a true Boat Drink to show their appreciation.

Boat Drink by Billy BoneZ November 16, 2011

boat rot 

a group of artists indulging in making themselves hot sexy pirate people

“Girl help im boat rotting”
“The boat rot is too strong”
“Get it bestfriend i guess”

boat rot by definitely not velvet February 4, 2021

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018

Mississippi Steam Boat 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

Mississippi Steam Boat by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

Boatington bumps by Nick boatington November 4, 2021