BOOAT

A texting acronym for: Biggest Oof Of All Time. In other words, an expression used to describe great shock.

Person A: Hey! Did you hear, Jessica cheated on Mark and he sent out all her nudes.

Person B: No way, BOOAT!💀

by Sugar Mama Big Chungo February 25, 2019

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Boat Drink

Nautical Definition: An alcohlic beverage (typically with RUM) served topless to the captain, crew or guests onboard a sailing vessel.

For his efforts in ensuring an excellent day of fun on the water sailing, some female guests served the captain a true Boat Drink to show their appreciation.

by Billy BoneZ November 16, 2011

boat rot

a group of artists indulging in making themselves hot sexy pirate people

“Girl help im boat rotting”
“The boat rot is too strong”
“Get it bestfriend i guess”

by definitely not velvet February 4, 2021

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

Mississippi Steam Boat

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

by Nick boatington November 4, 2021