BLURGS

n. A great story contributed to a website that collects great stories. It is an acronym for Blog UR Greatest Stories.

v. the the act of contributing a great story to a website that collects great stories.

n. I read some blurgs that were so funny, beer shot out of my nose.

v. I saw a guy get set on fire at a gas station today - AND I GOT PICTURES - so I am going to blurg it for the world when I get home.

by Zega May 09, 2007

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Versatile expression of confusion, annoyance, anger, boredome, or surprise, meaning may vary based on accompanying punctuation and prefix. Origins are believed to be in the internet slang used in ID Software's computer game Quake.

omblurg! the rabid hamsters escaped

blurg, im bored, lets watch the turnip channel

wtblurg... i just wasted a minute of my time reading the definition of blurg

by trx September 12, 2003

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Blurge

To receive a blow-job from a girl after she pukes

Gmun : Yo swatts why didnt you bang that girl?

SW: She puked man, didnt want to get blurged cmon now

by GMUN October 04, 2010

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Blurged; A relationship status or way to describe someone's relationship.
A couple that has blurred their own individual identities since being together and started to merge into one collective person.

James and Beth have blurged, you can't see one without the other and they even dress the same, eat the same, drink the same who's who...

by Baloo - GP April 15, 2019

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To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 21, 2010

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