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Besties Living Our Best Lives

Is it not cool to say BFF anymore? No - it’s 2018 and we are BLOBL - Besties Living Our Best Lives!! Ooo that’s a new one and I like it!!!!

BLOBL by GuntherMathesson September 17, 2018

blobino 

A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.

Davide the blobino

blobino by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

Blob 

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.

Blob by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020

blobber 

An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.

Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.

blobber by Faerieninja May 3, 2020

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.

Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.

Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

Muffin blob 

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.

Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.

Muffin blob by 7200A December 5, 2007

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

Pavement Blob by Ad.Co January 26, 2010