GuntherMathesson's definitions

Hairspray kisses

When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection

I can't believe he just gave me a hairspray kisses

by GuntherMathesson December 28, 2014

Trés

A poop that is considerably larger than normal..

My wife ate two sweet potatoes last night and as a result dropped a trés this morning..

by GuntherMathesson November 22, 2015

BLOBL

Besties Living Our Best Lives

Is it not cool to say BFF anymore? No - it’s 2018 and we are BLOBL - Besties Living Our Best Lives!! Ooo that’s a new one and I like it!!!!

by GuntherMathesson September 17, 2018