Blob

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.

by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020

Blob

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 7, 2008

Blob

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"

by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016

Blob

B-basic
L-last
O-option

B-bae

I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.

by Asjsjsj December 13, 2016

Blob

What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.

Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.

by Cosette2009 May 4, 2012

Blob

An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.

Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob

by TheChildPredator445 July 20, 2023