A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

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1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.
by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020
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What you call a big fat guy named BOB.
Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.
by the howboucha guy March 7, 2008
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A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck
As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"
by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016
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I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.
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What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.
Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.
by Cosette2009 May 4, 2012
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A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
by Wolly_Jones May 2, 2011
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Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.
I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.
by unofficially October 27, 2016
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