BJer 

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

BJer by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Birthday Bjer 

n. - a blow job specific to the occasion of one's birthday
<pronounced "birthday beejer">

"Hey, make sure you give your boyfriend a birthday bjer" said Dean Blundell.

Birthday Bjer by emicheno April 23, 2009

re-bjer 

A bj recieved or given while on the rebound.

That re-bjer I got from Nancy last night was just what I needed to get back at Jane.

re-bjer by mcscooter September 8, 2005

bjerrum length 

the distance at which two people stop being attracted to each other, i.e. your radius of attraction. the larger the length, the more women want to do you.
(derives from physical chemistry)

Because Jon's bjerrum length was too small, jen was repelled from him and would not sleep with him.

Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.

Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.

bjerrum length by Merman November 22, 2005

Bjerre 

a person who eats all the time.

Famous for her video on youtube.

Your are a Bjerre

Bjerre by konstantstiv November 10, 2010

Daniel Bjerke 

Daniel Bjerke is the definition of a white male character who drives a white motorcykle and is also a giant bitch who calls everyone a bitch but deep inside he is the bitch and that wont change

A daniel bjerke is driving down the road

Daniel Bjerke by Daniel bjerke August 27, 2016

bjerkan

The small fungi found either on lush fields in suburban parts of Ontario, Canada, or between the legs of Ukrainian hookers who've just decided to turn their life around. Can be transmitted sexually or through pollination.

1: "Oh man, I've got the bjerkans!"
2: "Bro, don't ever visit the Soviet Union without protection... or Xanax."

bjerkan by RaisinsRock October 30, 2013