Definitions by RaisinsRock

bjerkan

The small fungi found either on lush fields in suburban parts of Ontario, Canada, or between the legs of Ukrainian hookers who've just decided to turn their life around. Can be transmitted sexually or through pollination.

1: "Oh man, I've got the bjerkans!"
2: "Bro, don't ever visit the Soviet Union without protection... or Xanax."

bjerkan by RaisinsRock October 30, 2013