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BFFI
Best Friend For Infinity
Pronounced "biffy", BFFI is used as a term of endearment for a great friend, whom you hope to be friends with longer than life, or forever, but rather, infinitely.
Pronounced "biffy", BFFI is used as a term of endearment for a great friend, whom you hope to be friends with longer than life, or forever, but rather, infinitely.
tommy bumfinger
the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
BFFI
BFFI by TeddiLeigh April 29, 2009
BMFIC
(n). Acronym. Literally, "Big Mother F**ker In Charge", a term coined by workers to describe the manager with the greatest amount of oversight at their place of employment using the popular anacronym-as-job-description format so popular in corporate culture (CEO, COO, GM, etc.). May also be used in reference to anyone that assumes authority in a given situation.
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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