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bumfights 

when two homeless people brawl for cash or booze
" it's called bumfights"
bumfights by joe don baker December 20, 2002
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bumfights 

I'ma serve rocks. All day, all long.
bumfights by KRHimself April 16, 2004

bum fights 

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money
You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool
bum fights by bigBalla June 25, 2005

BumFight(s)

Where you get stupid-ass hobos and pay them little or no money to fight and do other stupid shit for your own sick amusement.
Paying on to tattoo BUMFIGHT across his knuckles or his forhead for a couple slugs of whiskey.
BumFight(s) by mike styckiewicz April 22, 2003

bumflights 

a poorly conditioned shoe, usually dirty or out of date.
i cant believe he stepped on my shoe with his bumflights
bumflights by agzfbaby February 9, 2010

BumFight(s)

The act of inserting some sort of baton i.e. drumstick, chopstick, dildo etc. etc. up your arse, leaving a good length sticking out. Your opponent does the same and you hit each others baton with your own to make you opponents fall out. The first one to lose his/her baton is the loser, allowing the winner to run his baton under the loser's nose getting a good whiff.
Quote Dirty sanchez 'You put a jellyfish on my T-Shirt, cracked an egg on my face and wrote BumFight(s) on my forehead'

Also 'I challenge you to a bum fight - a drumstick shall be my weapon of choice'
BumFight(s) by E. Williams September 26, 2006