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(n). Acronym. Literally, "Big Mother F**ker In Charge", a term coined by workers to describe the manager with the greatest amount of oversight at their place of employment using the popular anacronym-as-job-description format so popular in corporate culture (CEO, COO, GM, etc.). May also be used in reference to anyone that assumes authority in a given situation.
"You want to go to lunch now? Hang on, and I'll check with the BMFIC..."

"Hey, who made you the BMFIC???"
by pm1960 August 19, 2009
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v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
by pm1960 August 29, 2009
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