googles's definitions

ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.

hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!

by Googles July 12, 2006

wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

by Googles June 11, 2006

Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.

"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"

by Googles May 18, 2006

pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.

Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...

by Googles September 24, 2005

Emu

Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).

That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground!

by Googles January 14, 2005

thunderclap

A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.

Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!

by Googles January 9, 2005

scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.

When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.

by Googles January 7, 2005