Ballage 

A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...

Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...

Ballage by TakeMeAway90 December 19, 2008

Ballage 

Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.

"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

Ballage by Simone Sapphire Adell Anderson March 24, 2009

Ballage 

The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.

How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?

Ballage by DrewBH March 31, 2017

ballage 

a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)

Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.

ballage by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

Major Ballage by Stephanie May 13, 2005

bellage 

Inspired by the decor of the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV - it is ornately fabulous, but not stuffy; overdressed but still hip.

I must say, William, your jacket is sooo bellage - it really compliments your Movado watch.

bellage by Unique Nuyorque October 9, 2012

Ballgeesa

A female with little to no hair to pull together to make one single ponytail.
A bald head goose.

That ballgeesas head looks just like a bag of baseball's

Ballgeesa by QueenyOmygodess March 11, 2017