Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.
"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."
The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.
How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?
Ballage by DrewBH March 31, 2017
a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)
Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.
ballage by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.
mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE
Major Ballage by Stephanie May 13, 2005
Inspired by the decor of the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV - it is ornately fabulous, but not stuffy; overdressed but still hip.
I must say, William, your jacket is sooo bellage - it really compliments your Movado watch.
bellage by Unique Nuyorque October 9, 2012
A female with little to no hair to pull together to make one single ponytail.
A bald head goose.
That ballgeesas head looks just like a bag of baseball's
Ballgeesa by QueenyOmygodess March 11, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more