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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
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The Baltimore way of bakey is acting fake or acting different
Yoo shordy is really bakey for that she acting fake asf
Bakey by Real facts95 August 30, 2020

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Bakayarou 

Bakayarou is not a swear word, but a name describing someone who is fool because he will point to a deer and call it a horse. Exact translation is deer-horse (fool) infront (of me). In Japanese it has a deeper meaning in terms of the insult.

It means to describe someone who has no integrity, no morals, hypocrites, ppl who are giving crocodile tears, insincere within, a despicable person who could lie through their teeth because they can point to a deer and call it a horse. That's why the basic translation is Fool or Asshole, but it has a deeper meaning.
He said he regret not speaking up against the discrimination he witnessed as a child and is now an advocate for equal rights. Yet, he was caught calling another person a "chink and to go back to their own country". He's a bakayarou.
Bakayarou by EllieG88 September 20, 2019

wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high
"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"
wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

bakayaro 

"Yaroo" on the end of bakayaro makes the "baka" part a bit more vulgar. It is like calling someone a moron, idiot, ***hole, if you get the drift. If I am not mistaken, the "yaroo" is from the verb yaru which is a very familiar form of the verb suru (which means "to do" in Japanese). The familiar form, and the conugational tense implies that the person referenced is willfully being a jackass and making a spectacle of himself. The vulgarity is highlighted by verbally calling attention to the person for his actions, and potentially bringing him a loss of face due to your implication. It is a common way to put someone down or 'dis' them for their actions. You might also like to know that the "ba" comes from "horse" in the Chinese characters, and "ka" comes from "deer", although the common written form today is to use the simplified hiragana writing system, rather than the Kanji form. However, because of the meaning of the two characters, the statement also indicates that the person is like the misbegotten offspring of a domestic and a wild animal, which makes him utterly useless and ignorant.
Bakayaro! Itsumo, itsumo osoku made nondeiru. kesa, moo juuji sugita, okinakatta kara shigoto de kubi wo kiru hazu ja nai ka?

Dumb butt! Always, ALWAYS you are drinking until it's late. Then this morning it's already past ten o'clock and because you didn't get up, shouldn't they fire you at work.

(literally kubi wo kiru = cut your neck)
bakayaro by Michael J. Peterson January 7, 2007
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