b00bz

soft squishy globes made of pure fun.

they grow on womens chests and have nipples on them.

i love to squish b00bz!

by rm2kking July 10, 2006

b00bz

boobs spelled the way nerds who have never been laid spell it to their nerd buddies on line.

"man i wish i could score some b00bz!"

by Plumer September 6, 2008

b00b

the part of a womans chest that gives men erection.

Wow man did you see those b00bs on that chick?

by Anonymous November 23, 2002

B00b N00b

A guy with little or no experience with a girl

Guy 1: Did you hear? John had a girl over at his house last night.
Guy 2: John told me they didn't even get to first base
Guy 1: What a B00b N00b

by eurogurl July 21, 2010

b00bies

Breasts.

mmmm functional.

b00bies are functional items in the human life cycle

by Will Fisher March 7, 2004

B00bz0rz!!11

A term used by leet speakers that relates to the breasts of a female. The irony of this term is that most leet speakers will not have ever seen breasts except in videos they've download off the internet and regularly jack-off to at 1:00 in the morning, so that their parents don't walk in on them masturbating and shoving their fingers up their arses in sheer delight of seeing girls that don't scream and run off at the sheer sight of them, and will never see breasts as they have no concept of how to have relationships with girls due to their social skills being diminished by using retarded words on the internet to impress other geeky, little dickheads who also haven't seen breasts before. The only relationships leet speakers are capable of is one with their spunk-covered keyboards that seem to satisfy them in a way that no woman can.

One main reason why they can't have girlfriends (other than their rediculous 'Top Gun' style of massive lenses, having more spots than the car park at Disney World and more black heads than in the whole of Harlem) is because they use words like "B00bz0rz" and "p0wn3d" to try and sound intellectual and cool, but in fact elevate themselves to new levels of retardedness that have never been reached before in the history of the Universe. Any normal person can see them for what they are: Wankers, just complete wankers.

Leet speaking prick: Wow, I must be the only guy in the world not to have seen any B00bz0rz!!11. I know, I'll spend all my free time on the internet talking in this retarded, shit-piece of a 'language' trying to sound cool and then everyone will like me because they'll realise how leet I am.

Normal person: You're a dick.

by Ted T Chimp September 8, 2008

b00bz0rz

Like b00bz but like.... EXPLATIVE B00BZ!!! uhh.... Super B00Bz!

OMG!!!1!!11one!!l SHE GOT TEH B00BZ0RZS!!11one!!1one

by Pokezel September 5, 2003