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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
B.O.M.D means boy of my dreams its a reference to clairo’s song, B.O.M.D its self explanatory.
Girl 1: “Hey look he’s the guy who hmu”
Girl 2: “No way!”
Girl 1: “He’s the B.O.M.D”
B.O.M.D by peachyeraser June 30, 2018

L.O.M.B.A.R.D. 

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.
Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!
L.O.M.B.A.R.D. by Guy July 30, 2003

B.D.O.M. 

Abbreviated for Broken down old man, banter used between old men or perception of a older male from a millennial point of view.
As Spike watched the Fonz macking on his date he muttered 'B.D.O.M. , cant even get it up'
B.D.O.M. by Knobnbobber October 31, 2017

T.B.D.O.M.L 

The Best Dick Of My Life.
Self explanatory ;)
OMG I just had T.B.D.O.M.L