B.A.D.D. 

Bleeds
And
Doesn't
Die

DAD: Your mother is B.A.D.D.
SON: That's not possible ! How does she defy nature like that.
DAD: No man has figured it out yet---but we are repeatedly told it's our fault.
SON: When I get old--- like you---I'll cure this
DAD: I remember when I knew it all too---then I meet your mother.

B.A.D.D. by Bandito Bodyman March 18, 2014

B.A.D.D 

Big.
Ass.
Donkey.
Dick

have you seen the b.a.d.d lately?
what's the b.a.d.d?
the Big Ass Donkey Dick........

B.A.D.D by Dino June 16, 2003

d.b.a.d.

Acronym for Don't Be A Dick, especially useful when one is used to saying the phrase repeatedly and tired of doing so to the receiving dick.

For the last time: Eric, d.b.a.d.!

d.b.a.d. by Bleblac March 15, 2005

B.A.D.O.A.K. 

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"

B.A.D.O.A.K. by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020

B.A.D 

Big ass dick

Man this girl wanted to give me head, so I told her I had a B.A.D.

B.A.D by Pimp Daddy Big Dick August 2, 2009

b.a.d.s

An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.

Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.

b.a.d.s by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011