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B.A.B.(s) 

Broke Ass Bitches
Dude: All these B.A.B.(s) want is a car, their hair done and a crib. Try a job first

Girl: All these girls going to Vegas are B.A.B.(s), cant pay for their room or cab ride.
Girl 2: Ugly B.A.B.(s) are the worst, cant take them to the club, they get kicked out!
B.A.B.(s) by nOtoWelFare$$ August 26, 2013
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B.A.B.S. 

B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.

Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!

That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
B.A.B.S. by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011
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acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)
B.A.B.S by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008
refers to a Big ass babe/baby
She was totally B.A.B.s and her ass got stuck in the doorway.
B.A.B.s by Josie the freak September 26, 2005

B.A.B.S. 

Nickname for your sweetie when you want another brew.

"Bring Another Beer Sweetie!"
Him: Hey B.A.B.S. I'm getting thirsty out here.
Her: Okay I'll bring you another Bud in a minute.
B.A.B.S. by jobiemom2 July 5, 2009
Otherwise known as Bad Ass Bull Shit.
Dude, this is some B A B S we're gettin' into...

W.A.B.S. 

Stands for Weak Ass Broth Syndrome. When your broth game is just too weak.
Dude. This ramen has a serious case of W.A.B.S.

Help combat W.A.B.S. by adding more flavor.
W.A.B.S. by KrystaIKlear May 27, 2019
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