jobiemom2's definitions

courtesy candle

candle used to cover the smell of your shit when you are sharing quarters with other people

Would you please light the courtesy candle, it smells like something died in there!

by jobiemom2 October 14, 2008

big fatty

A great big burrito, usually smothered in red or green sauce and melted cheese.

Jerry got into town from Montana and the first thing he did was go to Los Sanchez for a big fatty, because the Mexican food stinks in Billings.

by jobiemom2 April 17, 2008

B.A.B.S.

Nickname for your sweetie when you want another brew.

"Bring Another Beer Sweetie!"

Him: Hey B.A.B.S. I'm getting thirsty out here.
Her: Okay I'll bring you another Bud in a minute.

by jobiemom2 July 5, 2009