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G.A.B.S. 

Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.
- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.
G.A.B.S. by Mofomagic January 2, 2012
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G.A.B.O.S 

The
G= Game

A= Ain’t
B= Based
O= On
S= Sympathy
Friend- “ I cant do this anymore, it’s too hard. Im going to quit”
You- “ Come on bro, keep working hard you got this. the G.A.B.O.S.( Game Ain’t Based On Sympathy)
G.A.B.O.S by d10.jugg0 February 15, 2025

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.
My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.
A.G.B.S.C. by Andy November 30, 2004

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol
"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks
"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

g.a.s.b.d.a.s. 

GUYS AINT SHIT BUT DICKS AND SEX

all they are ever good for because all they ever do is jerk off and think only about their dicks
their incapable of doing anything else because their horny bastards who only want to fuck
"he broke up with her after he fucked her?"
"well duhh g.a.s.b.d.a.s." -.-
g.a.s.b.d.a.s. by hoe<33 November 25, 2011

I.Y.G.M.A.B.I.S.Y.D

It’s a common acronym for girls in their late teens or their early adult stages in life.

Stating: If You Give Me A Buck I’ll Suck You Dry
It’s very common in frat parties and sororities. Hookers also use this term.
Girl 1: Brandon is so rich and hot I’m gonna send him I.Y.G.M.A.B.I.S.Y.D to see what he says.

Girl 2: Damn bitch go get you that cash!!!
I.Y.G.M.A.B.I.S.Y.D by YoloYoda January 12, 2020
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