B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011
by jobiemom2 July 2, 2009
B.A.B.E. AKA Bad Ass Bitch Extraordinaire
Unlike your typical babe, a B.A.B.E. can often be seen sporting her American Flag onesie riding around in her pumped up 4x4 and two hound dog sidekicks. Just your one of kind, all natural, gun toting, bible thumping, Trump loving all American Woman.
Unlike your typical babe, a B.A.B.E. can often be seen sporting her American Flag onesie riding around in her pumped up 4x4 and two hound dog sidekicks. Just your one of kind, all natural, gun toting, bible thumping, Trump loving all American Woman.
by SaltLife_Buggin July 8, 2020
acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
by Joshua Jean March 31, 2007
by Josie the freak September 21, 2005