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"The Meaning Of Life Is Benis"
Benis by cfgy,tnvbdcrtfyctkfuig April 24, 2017
A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.
"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."
Benis by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020
Method of torture in with the genetalia is covered in honey. A beekeeper the releases thousands of bees onto the penis. Then, he blows an airhorn at it, angering the bees, and causing the to sting the penis. Used as a sentence to a rape crime.
Judge: I sentence this man to the Benis!
Person: No! Not the Benis!
Judge: You should've though of that before raping that 10 year old!
penis w a B. can be used for anything.
“Look! It’s a wild benis!”
“You’re being a benis.”
“Can you hand me that benis?”
benis by benisqueen May 18, 2019
Benis is to refer to ones entire package. Balls & Penis.
Benis by Billy K. December 2, 2004
When you accidentally smear beans on your dick.
Gamer 1: bruh not again.
Gamer 2: what's up?
Gamer 1: I just got benis again, dog.
Gamer 2: I told you to lay off the taco bell.
Benis by Linc Is Brown June 7, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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