Bård 

The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.

It felt bård.

I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.

I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.

Fuck the king, i wish he was bård

Bård by budda April 8, 2005

Bard 

Bard
/bärd/
noun
a poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.

The bard sang of tales from far and wide in a hauntingly beautiful tone.

Bard by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Bard 

A nickname for a buddy, bro, or bruh. Used to show friendship and buddy status. Although it may sound like a bad word, calling someone bard is something desired.

Ryan: How’s it going bard?
Chad: Good fam, just taking er easy.

Bard by Swisscheesefordayseh October 29, 2017

bard 

From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a "minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latin as a "troubadour".

Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.

bard by Lorelili April 1, 2005

bard 

when you're so bored, and you're bored of saying bored, that you're bard.

Sean: im bard
Brad: im bard too
Sean: im brad the bard.

bard by rgx2richez April 9, 2020

bard 

an ultraliberal, hippie dippie college in Annandale New York. Immoralized by Walter Becker of Steely Dan Fame who cursed the college in his song "My old school"

You're gonna live in a commune and make beaded belts? What, Couldnt get into Bard?

bard by Connecticutdoc June 20, 2009

BARD 

Bad Ass Rocker Dude

Jeremy was a bard, then he became a dad.

BARD by Couuuuuuyo May 30, 2019