The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.
It felt bård.
I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.
I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.
Fuck the king, i wish he was bård
I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.
I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.
Fuck the king, i wish he was bård
by budda April 08, 2005
A real «Pikenes Jens». Some say Bård Elias would walk 500 miles, and 500 more just to be the man who wakes up next to you. He once bought a carrot hat, and ever since that day he has been pulling all the chicks. He also has a remarkable mullet.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
by Pikenes Jens November 22, 2021