No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Not from here

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv

1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-deluded indignation

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Bad Wronger

A person who’s terrible at being wrong.

A variation of bad loser.

Noun

1. Wow, I told Brad that Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, not 1965, and the douche went on for 10 minutes trying to debate the matter. 2. Yeah Brad’s a well known Bad Wronger.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-esteem gap

The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun

“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011