A qualitative measurement of ambient excellence and self-assurance in all things, especially actions and personal narratives. (British North American English, early 21st century)
1. A word used to describe how awesome a cretin situation is.
2. A radius of awesome surrounding someone through witch those of a lesser awesimity level (see 1) can not enter. Usually apply's to someone popular in shool, or around the office.
1. Jimmy judged the Awesimity of the show somewhere between being superman, and losing your virginity.
2. "Jenna has an awesimity of of like twenty feet"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.