(ah - sám - ə - ti), noun

A qualitative measurement of ambient excellence and self-assurance in all things, especially actions and personal narratives. (British North American English, early 21st century)

What's the state of the awesamity?

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Awesimity

1. A word used to describe how awesome a cretin situation is.

2. A radius of awesome surrounding someone through witch those of a lesser awesimity level (see 1) can not enter. Usually apply's to someone popular in shool, or around the office.

1. Jimmy judged the Awesimity of the show somewhere between being superman, and losing your virginity.

2. "Jenna has an awesimity of of like twenty feet"

Awesimity by D1shes January 18, 2009

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awesomenity

Defines the total amount of "awesome" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets from Doug have a high level of awesomenity.

awesomenity by Pat Webster February 10, 2006

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Awesomity

a term used for describing a person or objects awesomeness levels.

Similar to using the words popular and popularity.
Awesome and Awesomity.

You ooze Awesomity.

Your awesomity never ceazes to amaze me.

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awesomity

A quantitative measurement determined by the weight of the Awesome an object contains (in Newtons) divided by its mass in kilograms.

That brick's awesomity level is off the Richter scale!

awesomity by Geoff Summers December 8, 2003

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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