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Je suis un ananas 

"Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.

Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry
Je suis un ananas by Gallant0 April 30, 2008

Des Ananas 

A singing and dancing pineapple from Telefrancias, an educational program meant to assist children learning French. Meanwhile, Des Ananas is quite pedophilish looking, and stupid (ie. being attacked by a bird, almost being cut up by a chef, ect.) Despite his awkward face, eye makeup and feminine accessories, you will have to love Des Ananas.
Jen: Why is there a singing and dancing pineapple with scary lipstick waving at me?
Alyssa: Don't worry, thats just Des Ananas...Jaques and Sophies dear friend!
Des Ananas by Morrigon February 29, 2008
An Indian basterd with hairy ball sack with no dick
Avanash why are you so retarded give me a keba please
Avanash by Avanash December 31, 2018

avanasie 

a girl who is wonderful at sex and skips from boy to boy
avanasie kissed one boy and then walked across the bar and banged another.
avanasie by yourgonnahateme June 4, 2016
The french word for pineapple.
Also used in slang sometimes as fuck\fuck you
And can be used almost like cartmans word "nyah"
We are so cool...Ananas bitches!!!
ananas by Jenninifer August 23, 2007
The word for Pineapple but in every other country uses Ananas.
The UK: Ananas
Germany: Ananas
France: Ananas
America: Pineapple
Ananas by MiroBG July 15, 2020