by Er.Phillips September 13, 2012
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
by Not your mom jokes October 16, 2018
by iPhone more like iWannaDie March 14, 2017
The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
by Gfruitstanguello April 09, 2013
by Mike Hunttttttttt June 16, 2020
by Jack69Knauff December 12, 2021
A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.
by Qingman December 19, 2010