Averist

1. Teller of Sacred Truths, Averisms.

2. A Truthsayer of Truisms

'A Savior we can All agree on,
is savoring the moment.' -- Averist Marcus Hollman

Averist by wordhigh July 18, 2010

Ameristralia 

the union of the greatest country in the world and the deadliest island, Ameristralia rules all of the day and all of the night. Founded in 2013 Ameristralia is the newest and most kickass country to ever exist. The national flag has stars, stripes and a few more stars and stripes to make it the most star and stripey flag in human history. The national animal is the eaoalga and ferocious blend of koala and eagle that rules the skies and terrorizes the ground. The internet never sleeps with Ameristralians on duty for life, liberty and the pursuit of not being bitten by a venomous snake. God Bless Ameristralia.

Where you from? AMERISTRALIA bitch!

Ameristralia by Uncle Sam Wombat April 23, 2013

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of the Church of the Subgenius:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.

The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.

Aneristic by Laughingfox February 17, 2009

aperisteve 

pronounced (ay-pey-ra-steev); an appetizer consisting of Redi-Whip sandwiched between two Pringles. First presented on The Colbert Report 3/30/2010.

In an effort to provide her guests with the highest quality fare, the hostess prepared, canapés, hors doeuvres, aperitifs and aperisteves.

aperisteve by BillyJackII April 2, 2010

Averism 

Sacred Truth, told by a Truthsayer, an Averist.

Averism

'Instead of being selfish, and selling fish,
give a few away, like Jesus did.' -- Averist Marcus Hollman

Averism by wordhigh July 18, 2010

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of Discordianism:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kallisti" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.

The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.

Aneristic by nineteen_characters October 6, 2020

Averitis 

Averitis: noun. (A-verr-eye-tis), P-Virus (psychological), a virus which is contracted by individuals/living organisms after contact with a host body (also known as Communicable Ginger Subjugation); a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms including:

I. Abulia - a loss of will power
II. Anhedonia - an inability to experience pleasure
III. Anxiety, Anxiousness - a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic
IV. Agitation - a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance, usually resulting in volatile/violent attacks of rage
V. Dissociation - a state in which some integrated part of a person's life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently

-Infection severity depends on length and amount of contact with the host and/or any infected individuals.
-Etymology: First documented infection on or near the 30th parallel, of the south-eastern quadrant of La Crosse, WI, USA. Other cases have been reported, but no substantial evidence of contamination could be found.

Wow, i had no idea that one girl could so severely screw a poor kids life, and yearn to destroy all that walks in her path. She is the devil? I think so. She must definitely have a case of the Averitis.

Averitis by freeballerLAX January 5, 2010