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Averitis: noun. (A-verr-eye-tis), P-Virus (psychological), a virus which is contracted by individuals/living organisms after contact with a host body (also known as Communicable Ginger Subjugation); a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms including:

I. Abulia - a loss of will power
II. Anhedonia - an inability to experience pleasure
III. Anxiety, Anxiousness - a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic
IV. Agitation - a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance, usually resulting in volatile/violent attacks of rage
V. Dissociation - a state in which some integrated part of a person's life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently

-Infection severity depends on length and amount of contact with the host and/or any infected individuals.
-Etymology: First documented infection on or near the 30th parallel, of the south-eastern quadrant of La Crosse, WI, USA. Other cases have been reported, but no substantial evidence of contamination could be found.
Wow, i had no idea that one girl could so severely screw a poor kids life, and yearn to destroy all that walks in her path. She is the devil? I think so. She must definitely have a case of the Averitis.
by freeballerLAX January 05, 2010
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