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awsomecolin 

Nothing much, only the hottest guy alive like DAMN 🥵🥵🥵
His beautiful shirt and brown locks make me scream without the E.
Awsomecolin is so hot I swear mmm
awsomecolin by awsomecolin February 26, 2022

awsomeazingness 

What happens two great people combine. Its a combination of awesome and amazing and can only be achieved by truly great people
Reckless+ Dippin Dots= awsomeazingness
awsomeazingness by 818661<3 March 11, 2010

Auwesome 

Something so exciting that you just ejaculate in your pants instantly.
Holy moly, Doom 4 is gonna be so auwesome!
Auwesome by diezelll August 22, 2011

Whiteboy awsome

(adjective) Another degree of awsomeness; awsome like a white boy would say if he truly thought something was cool
Nice gear, your looking whiteboy awsome
Whiteboy awsome by thejman4224 August 28, 2010

Awsome Sauce

Sauce, made completly of awsome.
Used to describe something incredebly awsome.
Guy: Dude, I just bought a Wii!
Other guy: AWSOME SAUCE!

im awsome 

Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online

Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
me: MOTHER FUCKER IM AWSOME
someone else: no ur not dude dont lie
im awsome by xXDeathAngel666Xx September 6, 2011