Autoshy 

A person who looks exactly like Kazi Nazrul Islam and reads too many books.

Kazi nazrul be coping Autoshy's stlye

Autoshy by iliketiddiesalot November 24, 2021

Autoshy 

A south-east asian woman who's parents are extremely bad at spelling names.

Are you an Autoshy? Why is my name spelled wrong in the invitation card your parents sent me.

Autoshy by iliketiddiesalot November 24, 2021

autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autoshot 

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

Autoshot by Oroka August 4, 2009

autospy

An "autospy" is a way of convicting a random person of murder when the "victim" has actually not been murdered and has committed suicide.

Jimmibobbo yanked off his own scrotum and bled to death in an attempt to end his own life and was successful, then an "autospy" took place and a random tourist has since been charged for Jimmibobbo's murder.

autospy by jimmibobbo July 1, 2007