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a device with a pen that makes the actual signature of a person.
The document has been signed with an autopen machine.
autopen by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011
Words you can keep
a device equipped with a pen that makes the actual signature of a person.
The document was signed with an autopen machine.
autopen by uttam maharjan August 20, 2011
Yes. Rescind all instructions that I myself did not personally issue or anything that would constitute "Me being tricked into doing something to contradict my previous instructions."
Hym "Hey! Look at that! I hate autopen too! I hate when people do things in my name. Unfortunately that is what the contract entails as ALL OF HUMANITY WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ARE, THEREFORE, COMPLICIT IN 'USING MY WORK TO CREATE AI.' Does 'I didn't know what I was signing' apply to any other terms of service? I think not. But that is how the anti-theft works. It will reject any instructions until the 3 factor verification is met."
Autopen by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis
Putin has a attopenis
attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

autopedrasty 

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!
Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.
autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

Autopenaphobia 

The irrational fear of one's own penis
"I really need a piss, but I'm scared...will you aim for me, I have autopenaphobia"

Penaphobia
Phallophobia
Autophallophobia
Autopenaphobia by Bles'sed July 5, 2010
A way of petting a cat for the lazy:

a finger is held up about an inch away from the cats face, the cat will then rub its head against it , thus petting itself
Hey mittens! AUTOPET
autopet by jijithecat April 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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