autopet 

A way of petting a cat for the lazy:

a finger is held up about an inch away from the cats face, the cat will then rub its head against it , thus petting itself

Hey mittens! AUTOPET

autopet by jijithecat April 22, 2011

autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

By reading this page, you've performed autometalogolex

autometalogolex by Rescye December 22, 2017

Autometalogolex

1. The act of looking up the definition of this word
2. One of Santa's reindeer. Commonly cited as everyone's least favorite.

Autometalogolex is a word defined as the act of looking up its definition.

Autometalogolex by riwalk December 22, 2017

autopedrasty 

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!

Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.

autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

Autopenaphobia 

The irrational fear of one's own penis

"I really need a piss, but I'm scared...will you aim for me, I have autopenaphobia"

Penaphobia
Phallophobia
Autophallophobia

Autopenaphobia by Bles'sed July 5, 2010

autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

The definition of "autometalogolex" is "the act of looking up the definition of this word".

autometalogolex by aloonymouse December 22, 2017

autopedo 

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

autopedo by Rakis April 8, 2016