A way of petting a cat for the lazy:
a finger is held up about an inch away from the cats face, the cat will then rub its head against it , thus petting itself
a finger is held up about an inch away from the cats face, the cat will then rub its head against it , thus petting itself
by jijithecat April 22, 2011
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1. The act of looking up the definition of this word
2. One of Santa's reindeer. Commonly cited as everyone's least favorite.
2. One of Santa's reindeer. Commonly cited as everyone's least favorite.
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Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!
Zach: What's that?
Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay
Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!
Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery
Zach: Tough luck.
Zach: What's that?
Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay
Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!
Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery
Zach: Tough luck.
by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013
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"I really need a piss, but I'm scared...will you aim for me, I have autopenaphobia"
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by Bles'sed July 5, 2010
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To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.
A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.
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I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.
by Rakis April 8, 2016
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