Autoostic 

If you have a son with way too many chromosomes and it sexually identifies as a guitar.

You might like it electric, but my baby's autoostic.

Autoostic by sue.dough.nim February 13, 2017

autisticsexual 

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.

Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.

autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021

automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

Autistic 

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

Autistic by Dubiks August 23, 2018

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words

Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Fully semi-automatic by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins 

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins by Murphdogg March 8, 2019