Autesticle

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U have an a vagina and ball sack which you use as a window

Autesticle haha

Autesticle by Joebidensimp September 14, 2021

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autesticle

a person who is severely autistic to the point where they have the mental state of a testicle.

boy: Do yk oscar barton
girl: Ye he's an autesticle

autesticle by yung autistic mane April 4, 2023

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autisticsexual

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.

Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.

autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021

Artesticle

When a person has a great sudden urge to draw creatively, which only lasts a few seconds. This urge comes and goes and never remains.

“I’m feeling artesticle right now. Give me an A3 I have the pencils”

Artesticle by For Sure Dharmic July 2, 2019

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Amitesticles

when some one has Balls to Fight a Gang of Kung fu Master, and a gang of African Americans at the same time that person has Amitesticles.

A next Level of having Balls!

I have awakened my Amitesticles!

I need Amitesticles to tell her that shes Ugly!

Amitesticles by white Fang of India November 9, 2009

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Autisticer

one who seems to only get more autistic as the days progress

Kailey seems more Autisticer than yesterday

Autisticer by MoistOnion February 24, 2021

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Artesticle

Is is a profound piece of artistic work that

has testicles (balls).

Man, would you look at that freaking oil painting!
It's an artesticle. I just want to buy it.
The colours just jump at you and say so much.

Artesticle by LeCorky August 16, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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