Autostic

1. A word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.

2. Having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul

"no I didnt misspell my phone is just autostic"

For halloween, Tim Tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of Chris Houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback

Autostic by the real freaken johnno November 7, 2011

Autostic

An autistic person whos special interest/hyperfixations are cars

Oh yeah im autostic

Autostic by MiloThatsTheName August 27, 2023

autisticsexual 

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.

Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.

autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021

Autistic 

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

Autistic by Dubiks August 23, 2018

autistic 

Okay, there is a lot of misunderstanding when it comes to autistic people. The REAL reason why they are so misunderstood is because people are not listening to the actual autistic people themselves when they hear about autism. Autism is typically said with a negative connotation. For this reason, people like to use autism as an insult, which would make sense if autism was actually bad. Additionally, autistic people often face some form of stigma such as ableism, or discrimination against disabled people. Think of autistic people as square pegs trying to fit into round holes. Instead of trying to change the autistic people into round pegs, try changing the holes into square holes. There is a reason why autistic people can be seen as reclusive or antisocial at times. It is because they know about the bad things people do to each other.

Embrace autistic people whenever you can, and they will take you to places you’ve never been to before.

I’m actually autistic myself, so this is why I wrote this definition. I hope you have learned at least a little from it.

autistic by warrier120 June 4, 2018

Autistic 

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.

Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic

Autistic by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Autistic 

Descriptive noun form of autism/ASD, a neurodevelopomental disorder that can feature differences in how someone navigates social interactions, and differences on how we experience physical stimuli (also known as Sensory Processing Disorder, or SPD).

Autism isn’t necessarily *characterised* by sensory-regulating behaviours (also called stims), and while body-stims like rocking and flapping are fairly common, they aren’t defining characteristics nor is stimming harmful in any capacity (with minor exceptions). We’re also fairly highly represented among BFRB populations,

We don’t all approach social situations the same way either. some of us are nonverbal, others hyper-verbal; one autistic might seek physical contact while another might be repulsed by it. What we’re okay with can also vary depending on the situation or how we feel, we’re people.
We aren’t any more monolithic than allistic folks; if you want to know if we’re comfortable with something, ask us.

Don’t get offended if Riley doesn’t make eye contact with you, they’re autistic.

Autistic by CommieScum June 22, 2018