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autismophobic bigot 

An uneducated goose penis who thinks they are well-educated on the autism spectrum, but in actuality, do not know the first thing about it or how to help people on it, and deliberately cause them problems, due to them never listening when autistic people tell them they're being autismophobic.
"I told my family that I need certain accommodations to be able to function, but they refused to listen, saying they weren't necessary. They're all autismophobic bigots."
autismophobic bigot by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

Autismbux 

(n.) Money collected from Social Security or a similar program on account of mental disability.

"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
Autismbux by Heavy Pootis Guy January 1, 2014

Captain Autismo 

The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome
Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)

Gran Autismo 

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'
1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here
An ancient god who created all of the world's memes. He contains unlimited power, and is the source of all autism in the world
Person 1: Dude, have you given your monthly sacrifice to Autismo yet?
Person 2: No man, have you?
A name given to a person with autism as an insult or a joke
Hey autismo!

Don't call me that man, it's not my falt.
autismo by Jsanders November 2, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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