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An autis is someone who completely transcends into a level of autism beyond all life and is the literal physical form of autism.
Jasson: ooh ahh I’m a monkey
Jonathan: your an autis
Jasson: ooh ohh ahh aah
Autis by TheRichCanOpener June 27, 2019

No Different Than You Autism Awareness 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle that spreads autism awareness. Thuggizzle is responsible for uniting over 30,000 families who have kids with autism.
Thuggizzle has a team that faithfully attends the any baby can walk for autism every year called No Different Than You Autism Awareness.

Autism Speaks 

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.
One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.
Autism Speaks by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021

antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020

Autistiska fingret

Det Autistiska fingret är när man slår sitt mitten finger ihop med ringfingret emot en fettig arm. Detta skapar ett klappande och autistiskt ljud.

Det är väldigt svårt att lära sig det autistiska fingret, men med lite träning så kan alla bli de ultimata autistiska finger snärtarna.

När du ska börja lära dig det autistiska fingret så är det viktigt att starta på djur och inte människor direkt. Detta är viktigt eftersom man kan enkelt bli anmäld eftersom det är så autistiskt.

Den här riktigt autistiska rörelsen uppkom när en spelnörd i året 2020 satt hemma själv och hade riktigt tråkigt. Han började utforska sina möjligheter att fördriva tiden med sina händer. Han kom snabbt fram till att man kan ta sina fingrar och skapa ett snärt ljud när man för tillsammans två fingrar i en snabb rörelse emot fläsk.

Efter att de unge mannen hade upptäckt den här nya historiska autistiska handlingen så började han experimentera med sin hund som inte kunde anmäla honom.

VARNING OBS:

DET AUTISTISKA FINGET ÄR HÖGT BEROENDE FRAMKALLADE OCH KAN BLI TOLKAT SOM SEXUELLA TRAKASERIER.
"Kom hit så ska jag göra det autistiska fingret på dig horunge"

"Jag behöver heroinet, kom hit"
"Ska vi gå till toan?"
Autistiska fingret by _-_e November 6, 2020

autisticsexual 

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.
Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.
autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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